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Monster Summer Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
A late 90s/early 00s gateway horror for younger audiences, in the style of The Sandlot & The Monster Squad. But can this summerween flick bewitch?Â
Jun 205 min read


How to Train Your Dragon (2025) Movie Review - Spoiler Free
It has been fifteen years since the original animation came out. Does this warrant a live-action remake? Especially one that follows the plot beat-to-beat?
Jun 145 min read


Fear Street: Prom Queen Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
The return to Shadyside is, unfortunately, less cut-throat than its predecessors. Trying to mime classic 80s slashers, this latest chapter ends up being generic to a fault.Â
Jun 64 min read


The Gorge Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
A US vs. Russia scenario, in which each party must overlook an undisclosed ravine. Good chemistry, solid mystery & better than it had any right to be for a Valentine’s streamer dump!Â
May 314 min read


Nosferatu Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Eggers returned to the world of fantasy horror to direct a remake of this long-time passion project of his: A haunted young woman is stalked by a creature of the night, infatuated with her. As he creeps closer, he leaves a trail of deadly horror in his wake. A classic gothic fantasy tale, told in a modern light, for a new audience. A jaw-dropping, beautiful-looking horror tale!
May 55 min read
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