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Clown in a Cornfield Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
This modern horror-slasher doesn’t reinvent the corn maze, but Frendo the Clown manages to massacre his way up the ranks, using clever twists & unexpected turns.
Jul 94 min read


Fountain of Youth Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
A fun, goofy adventure that copies the likes of National Treasure & The Mummy Returns, yet without the charm or the wit of the two.Â
Jul 84 min read


Monster Summer Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
A late 90s/early 00s gateway horror for younger audiences, in the style of The Sandlot & The Monster Squad. But can this summerween flick bewitch?Â
Jun 205 min read


How to Train Your Dragon (2025) Movie Review - Spoiler Free
It has been fifteen years since the original animation came out. Does this warrant a live-action remake? Especially one that follows the plot beat-to-beat?
Jun 145 min read


Fear Street: Prom Queen Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
The return to Shadyside is, unfortunately, less cut-throat than its predecessors. Trying to mime classic 80s slashers, this latest chapter ends up being generic to a fault.Â
Jun 64 min read
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