AXELLERATEDREVIEWS

She is back, though this time to teach us about the dangers of A.I., similar to how this sequel teaches about the pain of sitting through a mediocre film.

Including mutant dinosaurs on an abandoned island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of this franchise. Welcome back to the world of prehistoric lizards.

Mix a little bit of Days of Thunder with Rush, add a sprinkle of Rocky & garnish it with the visual flair of Top Gun: Maverick. Voila, you obtain this high-octane racing blockbuster.

Yet another instalment in Statham’s blue-collar-verse, in his second collaboration with David Ayer after The Beekeeper. It’s a poor man’s Rambo. This one is really bad! 

It has been fifteen years since the original animation came out. Does this warrant a live-action remake? Especially one that follows the plot beat-to-beat?