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The plot is as interesting as the genetically modified locust with dino DNA. Trash finds a way, & this entry of the franchise totally bites grass!

The new Amazon streamer tries to resurrect the buddy-action genre with swagger and quips, but ends up mirroring today’s global politics — chaotic, loud, & bickering.

The return to Shadyside is, unfortunately, less cut-throat than its predecessors. Trying to mime classic 80s slashers, this latest chapter ends up being generic to a fault. 

The sequel no one asked for, to a sub-par clone of the classic crime flick Heat, is finally out. More guns, more stakes, a bigger price, & no one who cares about it. Pantera tries to be more of a heist film than an action flick, but it has awkward pacing, dull surveillance scenes, and is empty of any tension. A sequel that has no reason to exist.

Taken from the chapter ‘The Captain’s Log’, from Bam Stoker’s “Dracula”, this flick sees the lord of vampires getting lost at sea.