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Taken from the chapter ‘The Captain’s Log’, from Bam Stoker’s “Dracula”, this flick sees the lord of vampires getting lost at sea.

What happens when Knight and Day meets Killers in role reversal? The answer is a very unfunny action rom-com, with no chemistry.

Another day, another live-action remake by Disney. The dark & gloomy lighting, just like the grey-washed colours, sucks the fun out of Pan!

The Sandler sequel to a mediocre “whodunit” spoof of 2019, tops it with a bigger ridiculous story, gags that aren’t funny & more stupidity.

This German rom-com is embarrassingly unfunny, containing terrible characters & a pretentious plot that ain’t really reading anywhere.