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The return to Shadyside is, unfortunately, less cut-throat than its predecessors. Trying to mime classic 80s slashers, this latest chapter ends up being generic to a fault. 

The sequel no one asked for, to a sub-par clone of the classic crime flick Heat, is finally out. More guns, more stakes, a bigger price, & no one who cares about it. Pantera tries to be more of a heist film than an action flick, but it has awkward pacing, dull surveillance scenes, and is empty of any tension. A sequel that has no reason to exist.

Taken from the chapter ‘The Captain’s Log’, from Bam Stoker’s “Dracula”, this flick sees the lord of vampires getting lost at sea.

What happens when Knight and Day meets Killers in role reversal? The answer is a very unfunny action rom-com, with no chemistry.

Another day, another live-action remake by Disney. The dark & gloomy lighting, just like the grey-washed colours, sucks the fun out of Pan!