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Den of Thieves 2 - Pantera Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
The sequel no one asked for, to a sub-par clone of the classic crime flick Heat, is finally out. More guns, more stakes, a bigger price, & no one who cares about it. Pantera tries to be more of a heist film than an action flick, but it has awkward pacing, dull surveillance scenes, and is empty of any tension. A sequel that has no reason to exist.
May 74 min read


A Real Pain Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Mismatched cousins David plus Benji reunite after a longer period, for a tour through Poland, in honour of their late grandmother. When things don’t go as planned, old animosities resurface against the backdrop of their tragic family history. Jesse Eisenberg’s second directorial release is a heart-wrenching dramedy, deserving of all the praise.
May 64 min read


Nosferatu Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Eggers returned to the world of fantasy horror to direct a remake of this long-time passion project of his: A haunted young woman is stalked by a creature of the night, infatuated with her. As he creeps closer, he leaves a trail of deadly horror in his wake. A classic gothic fantasy tale, told in a modern light, for a new audience. A jaw-dropping, beautiful-looking horror tale!
May 55 min read


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze Movie Review
The Turtles are back! After their successful first feature back in 1990, 20th Century Fox took interest in the property, launching a sequel!
Aug 20, 20234 min read


The Last Voyage Of The Demeter Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Taken from the chapter ‘The Captain’s Log’, from Bam Stoker’s “Dracula”, this flick sees the lord of vampires getting lost at sea.
Aug 19, 20235 min read
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