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The Gorge Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
A US vs. Russia scenario, in which each party must overlook an undisclosed ravine. Good chemistry, solid mystery & better than it had any right to be for a Valentine’s streamer dump!
May 314 min read


Final Destination: Bloodlines Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Death returns to settle a score, & this time it's a whole family needing to fear the grim reaper. Freak accidents, bloody mishaps, Final Destination is back!
May 234 min read


Heart Eyes Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Josh Ruben successfully creates a rom-com slasher mash-up, using 90s tropes and kitschy dialogues. Though fun enough to entertain for a romantic evening with your partner, it falls at times into the cliché trap it tries to mock. Also, the final reveal is somewhat disappointing. That said, it contains Devon Sawa as a grumpy cop, plus the two leads play well enough off each other. The kills are gory, the camera doesn’t shy away, and the majority of the jokes do land.
May 204 min read


Wolf Man Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Whannell’s second re-imagining of the studio’s classic monsters is disappointing. The story shows promise, yet never dives deep into the theme of family trauma and anxiety. The pacing is off, making it feel much longer than it is. Abbott gives a remarkable performance, though it is the young Matilda Firth who steals the show. The body horror, reminiscent of Cronenberg, is great, but the final make-up for the Werewolf looks terrible, and the lighting is too dim. I was expecti
May 144 min read


Death of a Unicorn Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
Scharfman's directorial debut can feel a little clunky at times. While the fantasy aspects mix well with the bloody horror and dark comedy. The story was too predictable. The satirical commentary is clever, though too on the nose. The cinematography is good, the colour palette vibrant, while the tone is dark, though balanced. The music mixes fantasy and horror well, sounding otherworldly. Death of a Unicorn earns is decent.
May 84 min read
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